Your Bad Mea Culpa

I can barely contain myself.  One more grueling day of work and, in the immortal words of Cher, I’m outie.  LA, Hollywood, Beverly Hills, San Diego and Tijuana here I come.  Dubstep and Dik Mak on the roaster.  BranVan and Bassline on the Touch.

I’ll Be There – Bran Van 3000 

Wikipedia entries about Internet phenomena are some of my favorite things to read.  I busted some major gut with the lolcats.  Good bedtime reading I tell you.  The articles are shrouded in  intense mystery, immeasurable beginnings and try to makes sense of the nonsensical.  There’s no order to int0rnet dwellers.  You can’t stop them [us].  O RLY?

Boy meets girl continues relentlessly for spring, leaving nothing in its wake. Here, a few of my faves:

source: style.com

March 22nd

Oh yes, my friend. Oh yes.

source: fabsugar

I’m hella excited for tomorrow. Kid in Candy Store excited. You can’t fake this shit. It’s the realness. Word is on the street, in the mags and ALL OVER THE INT0RNET!!! I kid you not.

All the dj’s are cute. And all the musics are HOT. Which means that rumps a shaking’, booties making, titty vibrating non stop push.

Now I ask you…are you in?

N A C H O L O V E R S

This week’s Extended Play in Eye Magazine

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[MP3] Fistfight – November Mixtape
[MP3] Laidback Luke & Steve Angello – Be (Nacho Lovers Edit)

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This week’s DJ Spotlight in NOW Magazine

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[MP3] Disco D – Where They At (Egyptrixx RMX)
[MP3] Egyptrixx – Dirty Dicks
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S E K O N E

[MP3] Sek One – December Mixtape
[MP3] Sek One – November Mixtape
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A L I A S

[MP3] Simian Moblie Disco – Hustler (Alias Big Boob Edit)
[MP3] Alias – Making Cents

[MP3] Alias – Need

I put my best face forward for a friend and things turned out allllllright. Here I am. Love me. Now. And love the Photog, who’s Photoshop skills I applaud.

We flew Porter Air out of Toronto Island into Montreal on Wednesday. Final Destination: Quebec City. After a 3 hour drive from Trudeau Airport, we we’re greeted with 90 mile an hour winds. Nothing could stop the fun though (our hotel bed was the size of our apartment).

Who knew that Quebec City is one giant hill? We certainly did not. Otherwise we’d have warned our ass, thighs and muscles surrounding our shins that never hurt unless on a elliptical for 4 days straight. Good thing though because we ate illegal amounts of cheese.

Day 3 involved snow. Lots of snow. We battled the elements. Quebec City got the best of us that day, my friends. We gave her all we could, but she reigned supreme. Somehow, it was as if it never snowed when we woke up today. It takes Toronto a week to recover from that type of weather. Quebec: 7 hours. Proper clean up.

The bff and I are planning a field trip to the west siiiiide. Close to 20 years of friendship and we’ve never travelled together. Shit’s gun fly.